Curse

I pwnd U · Mar 22, 2006, 07:18 PM // 19:18

*goes to back room, whips out a portable cot, shuts and bolts the door, puts on reinforced steel all around the room, makes room soundproof, bulletproof, fireproof, bombproof, babyproof, and pretty much everythign proof. goes to sleep*

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 22, 2006, 08:40 PM // 20:40

omg you guys are crazy!

*hey who left the remains for Prince Rurik here*

*cast Restore Life*

OMG.. now Rurik is a zombie who want to eat brains and I Pwn U just proof and locked everything in the bar.. what should we do?

Symeon · Mar 22, 2006, 08:50 PM // 20:50

*screams*
*grabs a baseball bat*
*starts thwacking the zombie with it*
*runs away as the zombie isn't hurt*
*throws beer bottles at the zombie*
*throws plates at the zombie*
*throws every object in sight at the zombie*
*panics*
*grabs a shovel*
*starts trying to dig a hole in the wooden floor*

Starsky-sama · Mar 22, 2006, 09:38 PM // 21:38

*comes out from the hole*
*pushes King Symeon aside*
*grabs the zombie by the neck*
*glides thru the room and phases thru the walls to I pwnd U's backroom*
*sees I pwnd U still slumbering peacefully*
*drops the zombie beside the cot*
*phases thru the floor*

xxSilhouette · Mar 22, 2006, 11:29 PM // 23:29

"34 bottles of beer on the wall, 34 bottles of beer! take one down and pass it around..."

KlayMan641 · Mar 23, 2006, 12:18 AM // 00:18

*"hiya peopl!" it me that one dude!!!!"*

*Take a bomb and strap on myself and run around like crazy*

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 23, 2006, 12:35 AM // 00:35

hurray no more zombie!!

*wait more bones here i wonder what minions i can make with this*

Grab a bag labeled "Gwen's Remain"

Dumped it on the flood

*Cast Rebirth* than before the spell took effect, cause Raise Bone Fiend*

Sweet a half-dead, half-alive bone thingy! and it want to eat me.. run away!

I pwnd U · Mar 23, 2006, 02:57 AM // 02:57

*rolls over and shoots a .44 Magnum AP bullet through prince ruriks skull, then proceeds to beat the living shit out of him, sips beer*

FeuerFrei · Mar 23, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58

*yawns
*sips beer
*falls asleep

Doc Holliday · Mar 23, 2006, 05:28 AM // 05:28

*wakes from coma*

"AWW man ma head hurts!"

*looks at starsky*

*phases arm into his chest and pulls out his still beating heart*

"Thats for ruining a perfectly good coma"

*throws the heart into the air*

*snaps fingers*

*heart bursts into flame then turns to ash*

*starsky falls over with a suprised look on his face*

*grabs 8 tylenol and chases em down with a shot of jack*

*grabs a beer*

*holds head and tries to shake off aftereffects of a coma and guitar hit to the head*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 23, 2006, 05:41 AM // 05:41

*downs a half of mug of beer*
*chases it with a shot of whisky*
*looks around the room amazed*
*throws the chairs over inthe corner*
*climbs up on the table*
*start dancing again*
*tucks massive 20's in my g-string*
*hops off the table*
*slams a 20 on the table*
"Keep them coming!"
*looks around at all the horny men*
"Make my day!"
*raises sawed-off shotgun and starts picking them off one by one*
*starts imagining the ducks in a row at a carnival*
*chugs another beer*
*cracks some nuts*
*eats them*
*winks*
*passes out*

Symeon · Mar 23, 2006, 06:49 AM // 06:49

*still intent on escaping from madness around him, continues to dig hole in floor*
*passes out about 10 feet below the floor*

JjK · Mar 23, 2006, 07:41 AM // 07:41

*re-gains soberness*
Guuh?

Atila The Hunny · Mar 23, 2006, 10:46 AM // 10:46

*wakes up still numb*
*looks around the room*
*seesnothing going on*
*goes back to sleep*

JjK · Mar 23, 2006, 10:48 AM // 10:48

*Poors beer on Atila The Hunny*
*Le runs*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 23, 2006, 11:16 AM // 11:16

*abruptly wakes up*
*Sees JjK running away*
*jumps up and runs after him*
*grabs the bareball bat off the floor*
*swings once misses*
*swings again stumbles*
*swings a third time falls flat on her face*
*sits up watching the pretty stars dance around her head*
*thinks it pay per view*
*tries to turn the channel*
*realizes she is turning buttons on a zombie*
*goes back to watching the stars*
*gets another beer*

JjK · Mar 23, 2006, 11:24 AM // 11:24

*Grabs the same 'bareball' bat that Atila The Hunny swung at him*
*balances it on nose*
*swings neck, and the bat smacks King Symeon*

I pwnd U · Mar 23, 2006, 01:11 PM // 13:11

*whips out .44 magnum and puts a hole in JjKs head, laugh as he falls to the ground, dead!* "Hey leave my guildmate alone!"

xxSilhouette · Mar 23, 2006, 01:45 PM // 13:45

"6 bottles of beer on the wall, 6 bottles of beer! take one down and pass it around..."

Starsky-sama · Mar 23, 2006, 02:18 PM // 14:18

*unphased from the lack of having a heart*
*gets up*
*takes out a coin*
*whips coin at the 6th bottle of beer on the wall*
*6th bottle of beer on the wall, shatters with a great explosion*
*glass shards screeches thru the room*
*unfortunate Doc Holliday still recovering from his dazed state couldnt avoid what was about to happen*
*Doc Holliday gets riddled with glass shards from head to toe*
*the force throws him right into a wall and pins him*
*Doc Holliday goes into another coma*